Excerpt
Archie "Mad Dog" Mercer
Mutinous Mutt
The "golden age" of piracy was in the 17th and 18th centuries. Notable pirates such as Blackbeard and Henry Morgan did their dastardly work, plundering aboard vessels and at ports instead of getting an honest job.
Archibald Mercer became a seafaring Border collie at a young age when the captain of a trade ship brought him on-board to keep the rat population down. Never send a dog to do a cat's job. Archie was terrible at it and actually befriended the rodent population. But a worse fate befell the ship captain when a band of pirates took over. Unaware of his own body size, Archie "accidentally" sent his old master overboard while allegedly trying to give him a kiss. He was celebrated by the pirates and dubbed "Mad Dog," as they surely would have lost without his help.