Shoeburn Ruffet is forced into finding the whereabouts of a business magnate's lost piece of jewellery. Regina Wendle, the most powerful woman in Welt Foot and the business magnate,
will unleash bees, sink phoney submarines, and sabotage helicopter outings until her necklace is found. Shoeburn will do slightly less exciting stuff to figure out what the necklace's true purpose is.
The necklace has something to do with him. It has something to do with his father. It may even have something to do with his dead mother, who could or could not be Regina Wendle. Shoeburn does a few heroic things in this story amidst all his blundering, but he's not really a hero. He just finds himself unable to say 'no' in a situation that isn't about a missing necklace but is instead one in which a necklace goes missing.
He'd just rather not be there at all.
Kids' note: "The one about the boy's mom under the fountain. Oh, and the Great Depression. And the scaredy cat dad." Curator note: "I am calling it a bonus bonus story. Not due out until late 2017 / early 2018, this early MG novella for any age made me literally snort out loud - and shudder at such a heartwarming image as rivers of hot honey obliterating my home. If Lemony Snicket had a teacher's bent and was into traveling into alternate 1930's complete with private submarines and banks of television sets all flicking on at the same time, this would be the Shoeburn adventure in the nutshell - and frankly, I couldn't wait to share it with everyone!" – Alisa Gus, Curiosity Quills Press
"In the remarkably original The Ill-Fitting Necklace, a ten-year-old boy — Shoeburn Ruffet, of Welt Foot — becomes entangled in the theft of a valuable necklace. Set at the tail end of the Great Depression, the dialogue, details, and mood of the period are pitch-perfect. The humor, expressed through Shoeburn's opinions and way of seeing the people around him, is both deadpan and whimsical. You will easily lose yourself in this compulsively readable middle-grade novel and its extremely appealing main character, whose singular and entertaining voice and perspective will stay with you. The Ill-Fitting Necklace will appeal to fans of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events."– Nina Post
"The Ill-Fitting Necklace is an adventure a non-reader of MG will like just as much as a regular aficionado. With a convoluted but accessible storyline, a cunning villainess with a love of honey and an enormous chip on her shoulder, and an intrepid ten-year-old hero with a decidedly unique outlook on life, this novel will leave you snickering, frowning, and eagerly searching for a sequel to share with any-aged bookworm in your life."– AE Propher
My father was a banker, and I was a boy who thought one plus one was potato. I didn't know everything I should've known, and as a result, I missed things I should've seen. This caused me to take a much longer time to figure things out than so-called 'exceptional citizens of society.' My father was one of those people, according to other people, who surely knew of these things, having themselves been called the same by those equally in the know. Walking downtown with him, I ruminated on how I didn't know why he was an exceptional citizen of society, however,
because he didn't say much. I thought important people always had lots to say because of all they did. I also didn't know why people said Welt Foot was a place of "plentiful mischievousness." I never figured out the first thing, about my father, but the second thing, about Welt Foot, I learned through my dealings with a certain Regina Wendle.