Everett has a high tolerance for pain – but that's only natural considering his childhood dentist was a Nazi war criminal who did all his work without anesthetics. Now the dentist's widow is knocking on Everett's door, looking for help retrieving a cache of death camp gold.
Everett's mom Bambi is on her death bed and still managing to foul things up for him. His wife Kerri is being forced to examine things about their life together that she's successfully ignored since the beginning. And his son Raymond is watching his every move — he wants to be just like his daddy when he grows up.
To keep his family alive Everett has to break every promise, and return to the crazy-clown, evil-funhouse mindset he thought he'd left forever. Throughout, the treacherous storm giants will be his only friends. They'll help him review the lessons he learned as a child: that blood isn't shy about spilling, and that it always means something to somebody when people leak.