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"What the fuck do you mean Hitler wasn't that bad?"
"No, wait." Josh replied without hesitation, "I said when looking at the alternatives there could have been worse."
"Listen, son, I was with the forty-fifth when we liberated Dachau. I don't think things could've been much worse."
"All I was saying was that if Himmler had been in charge instead of Hitler, he would have known better than to invade Russia in the winter. Himmler wouldn't have committed suicide, and that means the war would have gone on until 1952 and cost three times the lives it did." Josh laid out his case like he had done on a hundred similar occasions before. He never understood why people always argued these points with him.
Josh took another deep pull of his beer and continued. "All I am saying is that by making sure Hitler led the Nazis, well, it struck a balance between having Europe overpopulating and a massive famine in 1998 and a war that may have set civilization back six hundred years."
The retired Army Colonel looked at this idiot in front of him and shook his head. The Colonel wondered to himself why the hell was he sitting here in this hotel bar listening to the ramblings of a drunk man? Why had he allowed that old bootlegger to talk him into campaigning for his son? That's right, he had promised him wealth and a cabinet position if the kid won. An Army pension was fine, but it wasn't anything compared to what ol' Joe was offering him.
Josh saw it in the Colonel's face, he was losing him. "Come on. Let me buy you another beer and change the subject."
"That is the first thing you have said this evening that made a lick of sense. How did we even get started talking about Hitler?"
"I asked you. If you could travel in time, just once, what would you want to do? And you said, 'Kill Hitler.' I then proceeded to explain why you were wrong."