Robert Jeschonek is an envelope-pushing, USA Today-bestselling author whose fiction, comics, and non-fiction have been published around the world. His stories have appeared in Pulphouse Fiction Magazine, Clarkesworld, Pulp Literature, and other publications. His novels have won the International Book Award, the Forward National Literature Award, and the Scribe Award.

Six Superhero Stories by Robert Jeschonek

Robert Jeschonek is a USA Today-bestselling author. He won the grand prize in Pocket Books' nationwide Strange New Worlds contest for his Star Trek tale, "Our Million-Year Mission." He also won an International Book Award and a Scribe Award from the International Association of Media Tie-In Writers. His young adult fantasy, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, won a Forward National Literature Award and was named a Top Ten First Novel for Youth by Booklist magazine.

What if Alzheimer's struck the World's Mightiest Hero? Who is killing the smallest super-champions? Who murdered the girlfriend of the World's Mightiest Heroine? Find the answers to these questions and more in this collection of superhero stories by DC and AHOY Comics writer Robert Jeschonek. Visit the incredible world of Isosceles City, home to unforgettable characters like Skillet the superheated hero with a global warming fixation…The Adjuster, deluded wannabe sidekick of dark avenger Partycrasher…Man-Child, master of shrinkage…Tendergroin, Easteregg, and Sacroiliac the Cheerless Vertebrae of the W-Weird Wonders…and heroes gone bad like Thunder Perfect Mind, Widening Gyre, and the Jupitarian. You might never think about superheroes (and villains) the same way again after diving headfirst into this one-of-a-kind treasury of spectacular exploits, unpredictable outcomes, and over-the-top, loose-cannon thrill-seekers with a hunger for adventure, justice, and wildly colorful wardrobes.

CURATOR'S NOTE

•The true literary potential of superhero fiction is infinite and has barely been tapped. In the six stories in this volume, I set out to twist the genre in new ways, layering in unique storytelling approaches while retaining key tropes and high-energy pacing. I definitely meant it as a tribute to my favorite authors of superhero comics, those who stand out in the field because of their titanic originality. When you read "A Matter of Size," "Heroes of Global Warming," or "Forced Retirement," I hope you will recognize the influence of creators like Jack Kirby, Alan Moore, or Grant Morrison. Dive into "Forced Betrayal," "Forced Partnership," and "The Wife Who Never Was," and perhaps a hint of Neil Gaiman, Mark Waid, or Kurt Busiek will peek through. If these stories suggest even a fraction of the wonder spun through countless tales by those giants of the field, I will be a proud and happy writer, indeed. – Robert Jeschonek

 

REVIEWS

  • "No one understands gloriously defective supermen better than Jeschonek."

    – Eric Searleman, Superheronovels.com
  • "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman…"

    – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo
 

BOOK PREVIEW

Excerpt

From a Story by Robert Jeschonek: Forced Retirement

Hericane was pursued by her murderously psychotic superhero father, Epitome, for over an hour before she finally realized that he thought he was chasing himself.

It was something he said that finally tipped her off, and it was not exactly hard to interpret. "You don't think I'll kill you because you're me?" he screamed as he flew after her at lightning speed. "Then you're dead wrong!"

This just brought up another question. Instead of asking herself, "Why is my father trying to kill me?" Hericane now wondered, "Why is my father trying to kill someone he thinks is himself?"

She asked herself this question as she felt Epitome's hand close around her ankle, catching her in mid-flight.As he hurled her out of the sky with a mighty swing, sending her plunging toward the city below.

It was a fall that her cape would not survive. With a great effort, Hericane managed to spin around and shoot back up, narrowly missing the lofty spire of the Scalzi Building...but an antenna on the spire snagged her white cape and ripped it from her shoulders. Not for the first time, she was glad that she had designed the cape as a tearaway piece; otherwise, it might have yanked her back to slam into the building.

The delay from such a collision would have given Epitome that one extra heartbeat he needed to catch up and pounce on her.

As powerful as she was, Hericane knew that once her father pounced on her, she might not survive for long. Hericane was easily one of the five mightiest super-powered people on Earth...but she had had a non-powered mother, so she was one generation diluted from the pure source of her father's blood. Epitome was the apex of the pyramid, the strongest of the strong, the king of the superhuman gods.

And he had lost his mind. The man who had defeated such super-criminals as Heat Death, RNA, Noble Rot, and the Walking World War had fallen victim to his greatest enemy.

Alzheimer's disease.

Hericane flew as fast as she could away from the Scalzi Building and her father, though her seventeenth sense alerted her that he was following at high speed. Frantically, she tried to think of a strategy to escape him...but she drew a blank.

As often as she had succeeded in high-stress situations before, whipping the bad guys with ingenious impromptu battle plans, this time was different. This time, her opponent was her father, who was incredibly powerful even at the age of seventy-two...and even if she did come up with a plan to beat him, the last thing that she wanted to do was hurt him.

Hericane's hands were tied, while Epitome had the complete freedom of a disease which, in him, had led to something like insanity.

A sudden, sharp pain struck the middle of Hericane's back, knocking her from her beeline flight path. She recognized the effect of Epitome's "dagger eyes" power, which had already hit her at least ten times that day.

The key to neutralizing "dagger eyes," she knew, was to break out of Epitome's line of sight. Hericane did so by flashing down and hard to the left, putting a tall office building between her and her father. The pain stopped immediately.

Spotting an opportunity to escape more than just the "dagger eyes," Hericane stopped suddenly on the far side of the building and ducked back against the wall. Her costume—-a head-to-toe one-piece with chameleonic properties—immediately changed color and texture to match the brick surface against which she was flattened.

Epitome shot past in a streak of red and gold and kept going, as if Hericane were flying between the skyscrapers somewhere up ahead.

As she watched Epitome fly off, Hericane wanted to let out a big sigh of relief...but she remembered how acute his hearing was and puffed out a few tiny breaths instead.

Hericane was by no means convinced that Epitome would not see through her ruse and come back for her. Nevertheless, she took the opportunity to rest for a moment, regaining her strength while she tried to come up with a plan.

And tried not to think about her roommate, Mardi...otherwise known as the superheroine, Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras, who had taken the first hit when Epitome had blown down the wall of their apartment. Mardi Gras, last seen trapped under debris and bleeding from a head wound.

Mardi Gras, the woman Hericane loved.

Hericane's stomach twisted, and her heart hammered harder. She had to get back to Mardi fast, had to make sure that she was all right.

But before she could do that, Hericane had to stop her father. If she headed for the apartment, and Epitome followed her, she would just be endangering Mardi further. Mardi's powers enabled her to bombard people's senses with riots of noise and color and smell and texture...but indestructible, she was not.

Epitome, on the other hand, was indestructible. He had the strength to bench press North America, and he had hair follicles that could jump right off his body and drill through concrete or snip chromosome chains on command. He could fly like a jet fighter plane, just an eyeblink slower than Hericane in his old age. Then there was his trademark "Bonus Round," an adrenaline-burst crisis state in which he surfed the gamut of way-out powers, a new one every five seconds, as if he were surfing channels on a TV set.

With all that he had going for him, Epitome would have been unstoppable even if he had been in his right mind. Now that he had lost it to Alzheimer's—or most of it, anyway—Hericane had lost the option of talking sense into him, making him less controllable and more deadly than ever.

Epitome did not even have any weakness, other than whatever had brought on the Alzheimer's. His enemies had only ever managed to hold him at bay with threats against innocent civilians. Even if Hericane had been willing to employ such threats, she had a strong feeling that they would now be useless against her father. If he was delusional enough to try to kill his own daughter, what were the chances that he would stop his rampage to protect bystanders or hostages?

Not that he had ever seemed to care much for his daughter in the first place.

Hericane detached from the wall and decided to head for help. If she could make it to the Power Structure headquarters in nearby Paratown, the heroes stationed there would surely race to her rescue. Apparently, the heroes who were based in her own home turf of Isosceles City were all away on business or home sick in bed, as none of them had popped up to lend a hand.

Unfortunately, just as Hericane drew a bead on the route that would lead her to Paratown, she heard the telltale nails-on-a-chalkboard screech that heralded her father's approach.

The screech was a by-product of his use of certain powers simultaneously...in this case, flight and electro-breath. He had tried to have it "fixed" years ago, without success, but the truth was, it never interfered with his crimefighting.

By the time a target heard the screech, it was too late for the target to get out of the way.

This time was no exception for Hericane. Even expecting (dreading) that sound's recurrence if (when) her father figured out her ruse and doubled back for her, she still did not have time to get out of the way of the bolt of lightning bursting out of Epitome's wide-open mouth. Even possessing the gifts of super-fast reflexes and high-speed flight, she could not evade the sizzling electrical strike.

Searing current burned through her body like wildfire. Hericane stiffened and dropped like a stone, eyes fixed on the bright blue sky above her as she fell.

She saw her father plunging after her, fists bunched forward and face etched with fierce determination.

Sunlight reflected from his golden breastplate, throwing spots in Hericane's eyes. She had always thought that the breastplate had made Epitome look noble and powerful, like a Roman centurion...but now, it made him look mechanical and menacing to her.

The red fabric of Epitome's costume, which once had stretched tightly over bulging muscles, rippled in the wind over his shrunken, old man's body.

Shrunken, but nearly as powerful as ever. Nearly as deadly.

And his own daughter did not see even the faintest flicker of recognition in his eyes as he glared down at her.