Excerpt
For no reason I could see, the bus stopped. I peered through the steamed-up, rain-smeared window at a rocky, gloomy, treeless glen. Its sparse grass and heather couldn't tempt so much as a black-faced sheep. Beside a nearby bog a rusty Scottish Tourist Board sign of crossed broadswords marked the Battle of Glen Whatever, way back in Seventeen Forget-It. Ahead, around a bend in the road, was a bridge. The burn was in spate but well below road level.
'What's the problem?' someone called.
'Water-horse,' said the driver.
'A kelpie?' cried an American passenger. 'Wow, can we get out? Like, to film it?'
'No,' said the driver.
There was a clunk as the door locked, followed by a mutter of disappointment and a surge to my side of the bus. Phones were pressed to all the windows, including one quite rudely over my shoulder. I shrugged the overbearing arm aside and wiped the inside of the window with my sleeve, tilting my face and phone to a view of where the burn gushed from a gully half-way up the hillside.
At first it seemed nothing but one of the many small waterfalls and rapids on that eroded slope. Suddenly the water rose, brown and white, shouldering above the cleft in which it ran. The long roan head formed first, a black-eyed gleam, the white spume of the mane, and then the forelegs trampled air as the kelpie reared. Everyone – all the visitors, anyway – gasped, to a staccato of shutter-sounds. The kelpie waited, gathering water and strength. Then down it plunged, its speed and balance impossible, its gait a perfect gallop, tail and mane flying out behind it, boulders and bushes flung from its path. It over-leapt and flooded across the bridge, dislodging one or two stones from the parapet.
The water drained from the road. After a minute the driver got out and heaved the stones to the side. Passengers edged back to their seats. The engine started up. As we crossed the bridge we gazed down the watercourse, but the kelpie was long out of sight and by now probably prancing in the sea.