Excerpt
The problem with being a private dick was that I didn't have one.
In fact, when I first announced my career aspirations, my foster mother, Mae, fixed me with a squint. "Shee-it, Riley," she'd said, "that's no way for a respectable woman to earn a living."
I'd almost countered with, "How would you know anything about respectable women?" but for once I'd held my tongue.
That was before I joined PS Consultants. Since then, despite the constant battles I faced convincing potential clients that I could be just as effective as a steroid-laced bruiser, I'd never regretted my decision to become a private eye in the Windy City. But if I had known what was in store for me with John Stratton's case, I might have taken Mae's advice to get myself pregnant and married—in that order.
Nah.
Running late on a June morning, I stood inside an elevator at Prudential Plaza, jamming my thumb against the button to force the doors to close faster. Just as they began to move, a hand slammed against the elevator's rubber safety switch, causing the doors to retract.
Two seconds later, the owner of the hand loped in. He gave me the once-over. I gave one right back. Five-ten, a buck and a half, tops, the guy had a bad complexion, pinpoint pupils and a full-body twitch.
"What floor?" I asked.
His lanky shoulders jerked. He blinked. "Huh?"
Before he could blink again, the elevator eased shut.
The guy slid down the left wall and squatted in the corner. His words were slurred when he said, "You got nice legs."
I ignored him.
As we started up, the tang of body odor and day-old booze made the small area suddenly too close. This guy had made it past security, which meant he had business in the building. I had a feeling I knew where he was headed. My fingers hovered over the buttons. "What floor?" I asked again.
"Whatever floor you pick, baby."
Beer balls at eight in the morning. Great.