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New York Times bestselling author Kristine Kathryn Rusch writes in almost every genre. Generally, she uses her real name (Rusch) for most of her writing. Under that name, she publishes bestselling science fiction and fantasy, award-winning mysteries, acclaimed mainstream fiction, controversial nonfiction, and the occasional romance. Her novels have made bestseller lists around the world and her short fiction has appeared in eighteen best of the year collections. She has won more than twenty-five awards for her fiction, including the Hugo, Le Prix Imaginales, the Asimov's Readers Choice award, and the Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine Readers Choice Award.

Publications from The Chicago Tribune to Booklist have included her Kris Nelscott mystery novels in their top-ten-best mystery novels of the year. The Nelscott books have received nominations for almost every award in the mystery field, including the best novel Edgar Award, and the Shamus Award.

She writes goofy romance novels as award-winner Kristine Grayson and futuristic sf as Kris DeLake.

She also edits. Beginning with work at the innovative publishing company, Pulphouse, followed by her award-winning tenure at The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, she took fifteen years off before returning to editing with the original anthology series Fiction River, published by WMG Publishing. She acts as series editor with her husband, writer Dean Wesley Smith, and edits at least two anthologies in the series per year on her own.

To keep up with everything she does, go to kriswrites.com and sign up for her newsletter. To track her many pen names and series, see their individual websites (krisnelscott.com, kristinegrayson.com, krisdelake.com, retrievalartist.com, divingintothewreck.com). She lives and occasionally sleeps in Oregon.

Santa and Other Christmas Criminals by Kristine Kathryn Rusch

Think about it: Santa sneaks in during the dead of night. He steals cookies, drinks some milk, maybe tracks ashes all over the living room. Yeah, he leaves presents, but maybe that's just a cover for more nefarious behavior. Who knows…besides Santa himself?

The darker side of Santa shows up in two of the Christmas stories in this collection, "Doubting Thomas" and "Rehabilitation." Real criminals—the scary kind—make an appearance in "Snow Angels" and "Substitutions." And just to add a bit of the proper Christmas sentiment, "Nutball Season" closes the volume—with a not-so-sinister Santa, a little boy, and a cop stamping his feet in the snow on Christmas Eve.

CURATOR'S NOTE

I have a long-standing holiday connection to Kristine Kathryn Rusch, and her pen name Kristine Grayson. Back when I was a young aspiring author, a bunch of us would gather in Eugene, Oregon, where Kris lived with her husband Dean Wesley Smith. We would share Christmas stories, reading them aloud on Christmas Eve. It became a tradition to write something new for each year—and Kris is still doing it, producing two books for this year's Holiday Fantasy bundle. – Kevin J. Anderson

 

REVIEWS

  • "Rusch is a great storyteller."

    – RT Book Reviews
  • "[Rusch's] short fiction is golden."

    – The Kansas City Star
 

BOOK PREVIEW

Introduction

ME & SANTA

Let me say right off: Santa's been good to me. He always arrived on time. He ate the obligatory cookies, left some awesome presents, and managed to keep the mystique in Christmas longer than necessary. I met him on a few occasions, mostly in department stores, but once at a holiday party at the college where my father taught.

Santa even showed up at my neighbor's house the Sunday before Christmas. Santa walked in the front door and gave all the little kids in the room (including me) a present. He tracked in snow, and then with a few deep chuckles, he left.

We weren't allowed to watch him leave—we were told it would spook the reindeer. We were a bit concerned that Santa hadn't used the chimney, until someone (my friend's dad?) explained that the chimney led directly into the furnace, and sliding into the furnace just wasn't safe.

Clearly, my relationship with Santa has been a good one. So why do I write stories in which he's the villain? Or if not the villain then a possibly shady (or insane) character? Maybe because he betrayed me.

The relationship every little kid has with Santa always ends in betrayal. He shows up, he promises magic, he delivers magic, and then—one day—someone says he's not real. And we're supposed to believe that.

Really, he's just moved on to other kids. Kids who are just a little more starry-eyed. Kids who are newer, fresher, younger. Who wouldn't feel betrayed?

Santa shows up in this collection three times. "Rehabilitation" follows the adventures of a mall Santa during the Christmas season that changes his life. "Doubting Thomas" explains the importance of chimneys, and why Santa does all of that sneaking around. And my personal favorite, "Nutball Season," harks back to Miracle on 34th Street which is, by far, the best Christmas movie ever made.

Criminals show up in every story, except the last one. Sometimes the criminals are a bit too broad to be believed, but sometimes they're truly scary. In "Snow Angels," the annual hunt for a Christmas tree turns dark. And in "Substitutions," Christmas Eve takes a decidedly sinister twist for a replacement worker on the dirtiest of dirty jobs.

So if you're a bit tired of the same old sappy Christmas tales, this collection is for you. And if you read every story contained herein, you might never look at the Jolly Old Elf in quite the same way again.

– Kristine Kathryn Rusch
Lincoln City, Oregon
November 23, 2010