It's the Kama Sutra like you've never seen (or felt) it before. Kick your sex life into gear with this guide to ten basic sexual positions and all their icky emotional implications.
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The Basic Model
"It's no big deal!"
Why make a fuss? Nothing matters anyway! Get down to business and get outta there by midnight with The Basic Model.
What You Will Need: Nothing dude, you're good.
Recommended Playlist: "Workday Jams"
Lady Tips – Keep It Simple Stupid: Kiss your sex friend! It's nice, and minimized awkward eye contact.
Guy Tips – Knee Jerk Reaction: Sometimes you gotta follow your first instinct. Show her you know the basics before you get fancy and reveal you care. (Ew!)
Lady Tips – Easy Does It: Don't let him believe that you're trying too hard! Just relax and let the crushing weight of another body lull you to a satisfied sleep.
Hot Tip: Keep going for seriously like one more second.
Pro: Orgasms probably.
Con: Not spicy.